Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Retro-View: The Zero Patrol #3 (Continuity Comics)


The Zero Patrol #3 (Apr. 1988; Continuity Comics) begins on the planet, Beriree, where successive missions by the inhabitants to investigate their important magma lines (the source of the worlds life support); result in seventy-eight people being institutionalized in an induced state of blind panic. Madam President X’Adral appeals to the mysterious “Zero” for aid, and he dispatches two of his agents, Dr. Altar Lane and Dr. Lanie Dark to assist with this dilemma.

Lane and Dark are brought up to speed upon their arrival and they immediately set out for the caverns that house the all-important magma lines. However once they enter the affected region, they detect atmospheric anomalies and both experience feelings of dread. Suddenly the image of a malevolent giant appears and despite their attempt to fight against the regions potent environment and the likelihood that this beast is nothing but a weird manifestation, the pair tumble over an abyss.

Quickly activating his anti-gravity belt, Altar Lane arrests their fall and he is then placed under the mental thrall of the alluring Dr. Lanie Dark, in a test to see if this will allow them to overcome whatever is responsible for the “fear effect”. Lane succeeds in passing through the area, but he is separated from Dr. Dark, who is shown to have been captured by the villains responsible for this crisis. It seems that guild hijackers had intended to blackmail the planet by controlling the vital magma, and after Dr. Lane is later reunited with his comely female companion, they jointly hatch a scheme to trick the hijackers into allowing the Zero Patrol members to “assist” with a scientific problem that the dastardly villains haven’t quite been able to lick.

Damak, the primary boss, isn’t so gullible and he moves to kill Lane and Dark, but Altar Lane leaps at the last moment and activates the fear beam, turning it upon the hijackers, and effectively ending the planetary crisis.

There is also a five page “Shaman” backup feature, which is somewhat like a post-apocalyptic Conan-style adventure; all written and drawn by Neal Adams. Shaman was originally introduced in a 'New Heroes' portfolio issued by Adams, but he was never a major Continuity property. Still the issue does have twenty-nine pages of story and art for $2, and that was in 1988.

That's the breakdown of this issue, but it's not the end of the story. Regardless of Neal Adams important impact on the comics industry upon his arrival in the 1960's, his Continuity Comics were a cluster-fuck from the very beginning. This issue is typical of the line, with numerous misspellings throughout and adding insult-to-injury, the apparent touch-ups by Mr. Adams on the original artwork tend to muddy up whole portions of the book.

'Zero Patrol', was originally published in the European series, Delta 99 in the late 1960's; written and illustrated by Esteban Maroto as 'Cinco por Infinito', The Zero Patrol was a team of five people from Earth, collected to protect the universe by the mysterious being known as Zero. The Continuity Comics version had first run for only two issues in 1984 & 1985. Then those issues were reprinted and the series ran for a total of five issues in 1987-89, before Continuity Comics eventually closed down. This repackaged material had Neal Adams supplying some new story and artwork elements, but with the usual rushed efforts of Continuity Graphics, it is difficult to determine just how much the storytelling on this title was the result of poor translation from the original source material or just deadline-induced sloppiness. Maroto's older series may have made some kind of sense, but this effort falls barely within the tolerable reading range.

Like most of Continuity's books!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Dragoncon! Labor Day Weekend


Rather than focus on the weird corporate merger of Disney and Marvel, I prefer to bask in the joy of the upcoming Dragoncon in Atlanta, GA this weekend (Sept. 4-7, 2009).

The movie and television industry will field an impressive list of genre performers at the popular media show including William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell, Bruce Boxleitner, Patrick Stewart and cast members from all Star Trek series, Buffy, Stargate, Babylon 5, Battlestar: Galactica (both versions), Twilight, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Heroes, Farscape, Aliens, Buck Rogers, etc.

Noted fantasy and science fiction authors who will be present include Charlaine Harris, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Alan Dean Foster, Gene Wolfe, Timothy Zahn, Katharine Kurtz and John Ringo, among many others.

Comic book guests include Dan Brereton (The Nocturnals), Darwyn Cooke (DC: The New Frontier), George Perez (Legion of 3 Worlds), Mike Mignola (Hellboy), Don Rosa (Uncle Scrooge) and Brandon Peterson, Peter David, Amanda Conner, Eric Powell, William Stout, Larry Elmore, again among many others.

Whether you want to have your picture taken with a celebrity favorite, have your book signed by a beloved author, commission a nice convention sketch or take in the tons of track programming that makes up this awesome show, there is something for every fan at Dragoncon. I will be there taking it all in and pinching a few asses (you should see just how little material some of the costuming chicks actually wear in a crowded ballroom), and schmoozing with the various cognoscenti of fun.

Disney buys Marvel!


The House of Ideas will now become another annex to The House of Mouse.

Damn, I really have no idea what to make out of this major breaking comic book industry news. Joe Quesada and company are already trying to ease stockholder concerns, not to mention muting any outcry from the fan base. For me, this is just the latest chapter in a stream of bullshit that started back in the late 1990's when Carl Icahn and Ron Perelman contentiously battled it out for the famed comic publisher. Icahn ultimately left Marvel in near collapse, in his bid for their massive stock portfolio, which had become highly inflated at the time.

The wake of their infamous struggle left Isaac Perlmutter and Avi Arad (from Toybiz of all places) in charge of the Marvel Universe. And then along came Joe Quesada. Now credited with saving the company's creative hash, Quesada - in my opinion - accomplished this by downplaying the very elements that had made Marvel #1 in the first place, and after endless multi-part, mega-events have successfully usurped ongoing monthly characterization, we've all arrived at this startling and surreal announcement.

Disney. Marvel. $4 BILLION DOLLARS!

I can't think about this right now. The only thing that would make me happy about this move, would be to see Joey Q receive a nice severance package. Then he could go party time Italian-style with his Hollywood pals and leave us all hoping for a return to the "real" Marvel Universe, but who knows what this will actually mean for the future.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ted Kennedy: The Comic Book?


Media outlets everywhere are deeply into the process of milking every .... single .... drop ... that they can out of the recent passing of Senator Ted Kennedy. The only positive thing that can result from this unfortunate seediness (and strangely socially accepted by the zombie drones that have replaced most Americans), is that there may be a modicum less of similar coverage of Michael Jackson's passing.

The news media's ongoing, morbid fascination with "celebrity" is one of the primary reasons that human beings remain barely above amoeba on the grand scale of things in the 21st century.

Bluewater Productions had their Kennedy comic book, like earlier Obama, Reagan and McCain portraits in the works for a November 2009 release. His passing has thrown a monkey wrench into the production of the comic and they will now have to reconfigure its contents to include his death.

With condolences to the family and admirers of the late senator, I am of the opinion that his extremely long run as the "Lion of the Senate" is more a sad indictment of our political systems built-in power hegemony, than it is a remarkably historic run. I felt the same way about my own states late senator, Strom Thurmond.

Still, a comic book biography of Kennedy will be a surprising thing to see on the racks alongside Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and the X-Men, but I hope that its publication doesn't detract from Archie Comics upcoming wedding of Archie Andrews and Veronica Lodge.

That's funny business that we can all support!

1980's Flashback: Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew


Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew first appeared in The New Teen Titans #16 (February 1982), but their ensuing monthly series proved somewhat short-lived (lasting only 20 issues), however it is still fondly remembered by many comic fans of its generation, and the characters occasionally appear in cameos in the mainstream DC Universe. The characters were created by Roy Thomas and Scott Shaw!

Upon eating a "cosmic carrot," Rodney Rabbit is imbued with various superpowers, including limited invulnerability, super-strength, enhanced speed, stamina, hearing, and vision, and the ability to make gigantic, powerful leaps. Later in the series, Captain Carrot was able to achieve full flight.

Rodney's powers are the only ones out of the Zoo Crew that aren't permanent; after 24 hours or a period of extreme exertion, Captain Carrot's powers wear off, and Rodney reverts to being normal again. As such Rodney maintains a “grow-op” to ensure a continuous supply of cosmic carrots and he always keeps two holstered on his costume for recharges when necessary.

Set within the original multi-verse on Earth-C, the origin of the team came about when Superman was investigating a strange phenomenon causing the citizens of Metropolis to begin acting like their primate ancestors. He soon found a ray streaking at him from a strange barrier surrounding the Earth, which prompted him to use a meteorite as protection. When the ray struck the meteorite, Superman and the meteor's fragments were sent from Superman's native dimension into that of Earth-C. There, Superman met several of the world's anthropomorphic residents, who had gained superpowers when they too were struck by the various meteor fragments.

The members of the Zoo Crew including Captain Carrot, Alley-Kat-Abra, Pig-Iron, Rubberduck, Yankee Poodle and Fastback, soon teamed up with Superman to stop the source of the ray (which was also causing the denizens of Earth-C to behave like their non-anthropomorphic animal ancestors), which turned out to be the old Justice League of America villain Starro the Conqueror, a sentient starfish, who was launching his de-evolution assault from the Earth-C universe's Pluto. After defeating the villain, the animals decided to stick together and form the Zoo Crew, and Superman returned home.

Following the cancellation of their regular book, the Zoo Crew starred in two subsequent mini-series, The Oz-Wonderland War #1-3 in 1986 and Captain Carrot and the Final Ark #1-3 in 2007.

Friday, August 28, 2009

"Gal" Friday! Sammy Braddy




To heck with God save the Queen!

Sammy Braddy is an incredible British glamor model who has appeared in magazines such as Maxim and Nuts. She’s 5′5″, switches back and forth between blonde or brunette and she may just have the best boobs in the United Kingdom. I can't really say for sure if the claim holds true, but I fired off a letter to Parliament volunteering for the requisite breast census of the British Isles that will simply have to be conducted now, in order to authenticate the veracity of that claim.

Yes.

I am always willing to step up when required.

Rayboy's Review: X-Men Forever #6 (Marvel Comics)


Face front true believers, this one is more of an editorial commentary than a review, but that's where my muse took me today. Sorry!

Marvel Comics new ongoing X-Men Forever series returns two more former X-creators into the mix with issue #6, while primary artist Tom Grummett takes a breather. Penciller Paul Smith and inker Terry Austin both worked on the classic All New, All Different X-Men (which then became Uncanny X-Men), and each were responsible for some superlative work on the original series. But that was then and this is now, and their work on this issue is a huge letdown.

Paul Smith is a nice guy and he goes all out for his fans at convention appearances, often drawing free head sketches for long lines of admirers. His artwork here is more in line with his earlier self-published Leave It to Chance, with his figures appearing a bit softer around the edges; the angularity of his X-Men figures from days gone by falls by the wayside, and for me this kinder-gentler artistic approach simply doesn’t cut it on an X-book. Mr. Austin’s inking provides nothing helpful that could have overcome this perceived weakness on the page, in fact the pages reveal part of the problem here. During the years since their original work on the classic X-Men series, page design itself has undergone a radical transformation, dispensing with gutters and traditional panel borders in favor of the full-page bleed. In short the language of comics is entirely different, and the end result here amounts to something being lost in translation. Pity!

X-Men Forever is nothing but glorified fan fiction, no different than online conceits by fans who wish to put their own stamp on favorite characters that they have no professional relationship with. Fan fiction takes established characters and spins them however zealous fans wish their favorites “really” were, in a better world; according to their personal desires. Writer Chris Claremont was the “go to guy” for the X-universe for a whopping sixteen years, but again that came to an abrupt halt in 1991. This reimagining of what might have been, suffers mightily from the weight of those missing years, with the additional twist of allowing Claremont to chart a non-continuity environment that is tantamount to a mega-“What If” scenario. What is the point?

Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada has ably demonstrated during his tenure that he is all for transforming the Marvel Universe into something completely different than what it was before his arrival, even going on record with comments that prior to his ascendancy to his current office, previous in-house personnel were too caught up in perpetuating nostalgic ardor for old school House of Ideas mindsets. Considering the old days material made Marvel the publishing worlds comic book “king of the hill”, his feelings notwithstanding don’t really make much sense. However, Quesada must be given his chops for being successful at what he does, and he deserves accolades for his efforts, whether I personally appreciate or enjoy the end result or not.

One thing is for certain, Joe won’t be around forever, and I doubt that this title will be enough of a game-changer to endure for too terribly long either. One thing that I must point out given, Quesada’s “throw the baby out with the bathwater” approach to the traditional Marvel Universe – or at least the X-Men’s corner – is that he famously acted to cancel a somewhat similar earlier X-book, X-Men: The Hidden Years, that wasn’t experiencing low sales at the time the plug was pulled on it, and that also took the familiar team outside of the comfort zone of their contemporary fictional universe that was in existence in the main line titles at the time it ended; yet he has approved this series which pretty much does the same thing, although personally, the Hidden Years book was doing it a hell of a lot better for me than this one has, at least thus far out of the gate.

This issue does have a great front cover by Tom Grummett, but I don’t buy a book for the cover alone.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

How NOT to treat a comic book collection! (Part II)


As a follow up to my report on a co-workers salvage of a comic book collection that was passed along by a late fans widow, I thought I would briefly touch on the last of the books that I had archived for him.

The bulk of what was left (almost 80 issues) leaned heavily towards war titles, and most of those were various Charlton series like Attack, War and Attack, Fightin' Air Force, Fightin' Army, Fightin' Marines, Army War Heroes, Battlefield Action, War, Army Attack and D-Day. There were multiple issues of most of these interesting 1960's and 1970's books. I also have to add that I don't really see nice copies of these series that often at conventions and sorting through them was plenty of fun. An obligatory sampling of later Sgt. Rock and Combat Kelly were also represented, and a dozen issues of Marvels The Nam rounded out these spiffy war comics.

Like some of the other superhero books that I covered, this group of books suffered needlessly under the good widows indifferent storage technique. Simply put, this was a terrific assortment of comics and the only thing wrong with them was months long exposure to the elements that brought most of them down from probably Mint condition to two full grades lower. Too bad, and fortunately for the most part they are still easily appreciated for any readers of this type of material. The artwork wasn't all that bad, particularly on some of the issues featuring Tom Sutton artwork.

I've posted examples of these books to satisfy any curious bloggers who may wander by the Catacombs from time to time, and all of the ones pictured above were in this set.

Pulp Sunday; Courtesy of Francesco Francavilla


I've added a cool new blog to my links section which will take you "Pulp Sunday", a great site for stuff by the talented artist (and all around nice guy) behind the current Dynamic Forces Zorro series and The Black Coat, Francesco Francavilla.

Follow it over to peruse some super-groovy art that is inspired by the classic pulp heroes of yore. There are also additional links that will take you to his other sketch blog and his regular website where you will find tons more cool stuff to enjoy.

Check it out!

Methamphetamines and Comics?


From CNN.com: "Investigators in Colorado say they have broken up a massive methamphetamine ring in the Denver area that distributed pounds of the dangerous drug every week and laundered the profits using collectible comic books.

"To launder the money you have to use something that is quick and convenient," Colorado Attorney General John Suthers said at a news conference Monday. "And in this case, they used classic comic books."
While arresting the alleged ringleaders, brothers Aaron and Alfonzo Castro, law enforcement officers seized about 100 boxes of first-edition collectible comic books. Investigators say one title alone is worth $3,500 and the total collection of comics is worth half a million dollars.
"It appeared they were working on a startup company for high-end comic books," said Don Quick, the district attorney in Adams County near Denver.
Quick said the seized comic books included some first-edition Superman and Batman titles. The fragile, vintage comics were stored in plastic bags for protection.
According to a grand jury indictment released Monday, the Castro brothers arranged for weekly, multiple-pound shipments of the meth from Phoenix, Arizona. The brothers then distributed the drugs to a network of runners that made deliveries to dealers around the Denver area."
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The article goes on to detail even more lurid charges against the Castro brothers, involving how they used females "mules" to move their drugs. Read the original story by clicking on the above link.
A unidentified Crusader who commented (off the record) said: "This may be a seduction, but they ain't innocent."

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

How NOT to treat a comic book collection!


Well, the report is in, and it arrives with a degree of melancholy attached. The unwanted comic book collection that my friend retrieved from a neighboring widow lady, was both interesting and terribly sad to sort through. My buddy purchased bags and boards and then passed the entire lot over to yours truly to archive.

Last night I bagged around 100 of the comics and it featured books running from the 1960's through the early 1980's. It is highly likely that the woman lost her husband longer ago than I had initially thought, and only after having finally accepted his passing has she begun to start reorganizing her life, by discarding things of his that she didn't want or need, ergo these comic books. As for the larger batch that she donated to Goodwill, who knows what they would have looked like, but it is maddening to ponder considering what was remaindered at her house.

Of those that were salvaged over the weekend, there were runs of all titles that I've pictured above, including the issues pictured, plus single issues from the same era like Arion, Daredevil, Green Lantern, Nova, Ms. Marvel and The Defenders. There was virtually a complete run of Richard Dragon Kung-Fu Fighter, only two issues were missing. There were almost thirty issues of Thor spanning the Kirby & Buscema days, but with issues by Neal Adams, Walt Simonson and Ron Frenz peppered in. There were perhaps twenty issues of the Gold Key series, Space Family Robinson (based on the TV show Lost in Space) and there was a huge stack of mixed Charlton War titles, plus maybe a dozen issues of Marvel's The 'Nam.

Apparently through the grapevine, there is an indication that what was dropped off by the widow at the local Goodwill store is still there, so my pal is going by today to see if he can purchase any (or all) of those. Time will tell!

As for the melancholy, it is unfortunate that the lady didn't appreciate what her spouse had amassed. Based on this group of books, around 160+ issues, I doubt that there were any grail books present or high dollar stakes involved, but regardless of how you may feel about the books that comprised the late gentleman's collection; it is sad that she didn't take better care of them. After his passing, the comics were kept inside large open-zippered freezer bags in stacks of perhaps twenty issues or so, and then in groups of two bags, they were tied inside plastic grocery bags. Four of those tied-up grocery bags, which were pretty stuffed, were stacked inside a standard open-top cardboard box and then the entire lot sat on her covered porch - outside - for many long months. Think about the atmospheric pressure, temperature changes and humidity that they experienced, and then add in dust and dirt, which still easily managed to seep in. There was no obvious water damage, but opening them was akin to cracking the door to an outdoor storage shed. The smell wasn't overpowering, more of a tinge really, but the mustiness was there.

Of course I am no expert, but in my opinion, the treatment that they received probably reduced their overall condition individually by a full grade or more. Exposure to the elements has certainly expedited the tanning of the pages, and added foxing that wouldn't have been there otherwise. Also, the method of storage and how they were handled piled on unfortunate collateral damage. The many Astonishing Tales issues were among the most beautiful of the books, and they were somewhat crammed into the box in a way that left all of them and a few others with a permanent curl on the upper right of the front covers. Barring that having been done, they would have graded FN+/NM. There was a single issue of Jack Kirby's Mister Miracle [#18] that was the most physically intact, with white pages and a clean cover; I would call that one a NM-.

All in all, these books will be some nice reading material, but if my pal had moved a bit faster on these, he may have been able to recoup some financial rewards beyond the simple joy of recovering these lost treasures.

Monday, August 24, 2009

What NOT to pass up at a yard sale!


Two stories of note from this weekend that serve as nice moral lessons for budding comic book collectors:

First, a lady friend of mine who is an artiste [an artistic or creative person] visited a yard sale on Saturday, where she happened upon a set of binders,each containing multiple Spider-Man issues. Now she isn't really up to speed on what is collectible or not; but knowing that yours truly is a comic book fan, she gave them the once over, and still ultimately passed on making the purchase. Now, she had no idea what vintage the books were, no idea what value would had been assigned to them or whether they were worth reading or not.

However, adding insult to injury, she just had to mention all of this to me as she came in to work today, with a query on how I felt about the "soundness" of her decision not to buy these books as a gift for me. (?)

While I didn't actually mean it mean-spirited (and really only hurled it in good humor), I called her an idiot. Then she told me that the guy only wanted three bucks apiece for each binder. Someone felt enough concern over these comics to treat them with kid gloves, storing them in a protective binder and all, and individually sealed to boot.

So, she tells me all of this and I had no other choice, but to strip the good humor out of my tongue-in-cheek comment and send her on her merry way.

Idiot! [lol; sniff!]

Second tale, an employee of mine who also happens to be a comic book collector mentioned on Friday that a close friend (an older lady & widower) had offered him and his wife her late husbands beloved comic book collection. Now, please understand that the gentleman has passed away after amassing what potentially could have been a large assortment of comics and these would definitely have included stuff from several decades past. All my buddy had to do was go by and "collect" them.

Her offer was originally extended to my "buddy" way back in December 2008 and the lady has apparently reiterated this offer several times in the ensuing months. Well, just last week she finally told my doltish employee that she had taken a portion of these potential gems and donated them to the local Goodwill store and unless they came and picked up the remainder, they were going to be donated as well.

Pay attention kiddies!

I was forced to threaten the poor chap with loss of gainful employment, IF he didn't do as requested and relieve the poor woman of this unfortunate burden. I may have been joking about that threat, but I'm not sure! According to the latest report from him, the horde was well worth burning a few ounces of petrol to claim. I am supposed to view the assortment this afternoon. Understand that this won't alleviate the sadness over the loss of what went to the disciples of the needy, but beggars can't be choosers right.

Still, as you can see, I am surrounded by idiots! The moral of these tales is not to let this happen to you.