Zzzax the Living Dynamo, who has the ability to absorb electromagnetic fields, thoughts, desires and psionic energy from human brains, has been dispatched by the editors of Marvel Comics to fire an extraordinarily powerful blast of electricity at the editors of DC Comics.
The House of Ideas hopes that by using Zzzax's tremendous high voltage they will be able to incinerate all intentions that DC's management has of perpetrating even more endless crossover horseshit - - - particularly 2008's Final Crisis [ yeah, right].
Since Zzzax is forced to constantly feed off of electrical sources-- such as electrolytes in the human brain---his very survival is somewhat doubtful; as DC head honcho Beau Diddly-oh couldn't be much of a meal..
Since Zzzax is forced to constantly feed off of electrical sources-- such as electrolytes in the human brain---his very survival is somewhat doubtful; as DC head honcho Beau Diddly-oh couldn't be much of a meal..
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